Compensation: $10, VIP Rewards for as long as it's my avatar, 5x's VIP points
Specs: No specs because whatever I find hilarious/thought-provoking/cute/etc. will work. This contest will be continuously running, as I'll change my avatar up whenever one I can't resist comes up here.
Post signature ideas too if you'd like, but I'm gonna use that space to keep updates for the site and my blog and so forth.