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I love taht aricle, esp. this part:

Once you’ve achieved my level, we tend to cease to be billions of separate entities and become one ecstatic whole. A single entity that cannot die unless it loses the will to live.

and:

And although your initial desire for knowledge is selfish and destructive, it begins the development of an intellectual self awareness, a form of higher consciousness, which never emerges in any other species

Good ending too:

It has been very nice to meet you - you're quite bright. For an ant!’